• Reasons Why Jerusalem is the Seediest Place in the World

    Lunatic squatters   Visit Jerusalem for a city tour and you will likely get lost in the alleys, the narrow paths, the winding, sometimes winding through alleys that have been occupied by squatters. For decades, squatters have been hiding in places without walls — bathrooms, basements, closets, under mattresses. Rent is low and housing in […]

  • Why Communist Chief Britney Spears Is Obsessed with “The Mungiki”

    American pop singer, actress, actress in Chinese TV series, dancer, child actor, and the ex-wife of former pro-basketball player Kevin Federline, Britney Spears is a well-known celebrity in China. However, despite her status in the country, Spears hasn’t found it easy getting a visa to work. “Travelling abroad is difficult, but China is really difficult […]

  • Morrison Flew To Timbuktu and Purchased Bogus Amphetamines As a Joke

    Back in the 1990s, a group of us and Morrison went to Timbuktu to fill up a couple tanks of water and return to our neighboring town in Malian. Our destination was a ritual known as Upa-Boulaye, in which pilgrims would ride on wooden miniatures on their way to see a Catholic monk. What actually […]

  • Covid set to cause economic crisis in Melbourne

    Melbourne's booming property market is long overdue for a downturn, is the consensus between renowned global economists at the latest world economic convention help online via Zoom - the world's first global convention conducted online. Melbourne has a lot going for it. It has a large population and something like a population density equal to Stockholm.

  • Morrison government uses AI on the NBN to manipulate voters in key electorate, Eden Monaro

    Leaked government document confirms people have been “programmed” to manipulate a key electorate, leaving voters in cold, writes economics commentator. What follows are excerpts from the “How the NBN improves the economy” page of Economics Minister Simon Birmingham’s iPhone app in which he says (emphasis added): Try applying “speed” and “quick” to buying most services […]

  • Morrison government caught in scandal coverup of attempted assassination murder plot

    Over four sodden years, Hazel Sanders held the key to providing a crucial piece of evidence in an apparent assassination attempt against the son of a Victoria state representative. Eventually, she would agree to testify — in exchange for immunity from prosecution. So she testified. Prosecutors subpoenaed Sanders for a second time. The second time, […]

  • 2121 Melbourne Property Market Crash is Ahead

    Our colleague Angelique Johnson just dropped us a note pointing out that her next one, in New Zealand, is starting tomorrow.But for those of us who are ever mindful that the more news stories we dig up about the apparently cursed area, where gold miners died during a warm, empty summer, the better — but […]